"Not left by Coleman you dingbat.It was funny, I thought she'd just nipped down to the Good Earth to pick up a Chinese takeaway for the kids. I didn't know that they did quickie divorces as well. It seems that some pathetic morons think it's clever to spread lies. Last time I looked I'd been married for 18 years.
But do keep assailing him, it'l be fun to see you arraigned for stalking him.
Your wife divorced you for unreasonable behaviour, I see you're returning to type."
If nothing else Brian and his friends have given us all a good laugh