Saturday 28 May 2011

Matthew Offord - Soup or Injunctions

Hendon MP, Matthew Offord has been making quite a name for himself recently. He was asked to give an interview to newsnight to discuss the subject, bit sadly was already busy. One can only speculate as to why Matthew is so fascinated in the subject. The Barnet Eye has it's own theory. As everyone in Barnet knows, the Prime Minister, David Cameron is often known to seek the advice of our MP, whilst dining in the commons canteen. We can only speculate that the interest started during one of these conversations. Maybe it went something like this.  Imagine the scene. A troubled David Cameron is pondering the issues of the day in the canteen, when Matthew walks past.

Prime Minister : Offord, come here now.

MO : Yes sir, what would you like?

PM : Superinjunctions? What's your advice?

MO : Go for the soup, the carrot and corriander is good, as is the french onion. I've not tried the injunctions, is that a french dish?

PM : Thank you Offord, I can always rely on you to bring a chink of sunshine in an otherwise cloudy day, now piss off.

MO : Yes sir, thank you sir
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The Barnet Eye wishes to make it quite clear that the above conversation is a complete work of fiction and we are quite sure that the Prime Minister really holds Matthew Offord and his opinions on both the subject of soup and superinjunctions in the highest esteem.

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