10 Reasons why Ed Miliband is not fit to be Prime Minister

In a months time we will be electing a new Prime Minister. This is by far the most important General Election since the last one. Unlike every General Election since the last one, we are faced with a stark choice, between a brilliant Conservative candidate and a lousy Labour Candidate. In a democracy, the populace has a solemn responsibility to choose who runs the country and it is vital that they do this in such a way that the top 1% of wealth owners in the UK are looked after, because without them the rest of us plebs would have nothing to read about in the gossip columns. 

This time the hapless leader of the Labour Party is Mr Edward Samuel Karl Josef Vladimir Ilyich Ho Che Min Miliband. The Barnet Eye has throughly researched Ed (known as 'Little Ho') to his friends career, using the highly respected archives of the Daily Mail and we have concluded that Little Ho is in no way fit to lead our great country. Here are the top ten reasons why Big Dave C must be reelected as Prime Minister.

1. Little Ho has a funny voice and had to get a vocal coach

2. Little Ho looks a bit weird

3. Little Ho has two kitchens

4. Little Ho has big eyes

5. Little Ho pulls funny faces when eating bacon sarnie

6. Little Ho's Dad was left wing

7. Little Ho has never had a proper job

8. Little Ho is a  namby pamby cry baby

9. Little Ho is a F******* knob

10. Little Ho Reads books on holiday in Tuscany

How on earth can such a man ever be Prime Minister.

Please note that due to the burgeoning Ed Miliband Crisis, the Barnet Eye has banned the Friday Joke and has also declared this blog to be an irony free zone. We completely agree with the Daily Mail that a man as terrible as Ed "Little Ho" Miliband is not fit to be Prime Minister. The evidence is clearly there if you read the Daily Mail carefully!

We back Big Dave and his "Use a condom, hug a NonDom" campaign.