Friday, 19 August 2011

The Friday Joke : 19/8/2011

As ever, here is our Friday Fuuny 

Q: What is the difference between Kylie Minogue and Councillor Brian Coleman

A: When Kylie wins the "Arse of the Year" award, it is meant as a compliment !!!!!

Have a lovely weekend, one and all

Thursday, 18 August 2011

Matthew Offord MP

As most Hendon residents (who read this blog) will know, your local MP, Matthew Offord is on holiday in Belize. I think it is important to state that MP's, like everyone else, are allowed to go on holiday. If Matthew left before the riots broke out and only found out when it is impractical to get back, then we take no issue with him and hope he thoroughly enjoyed his break.

If, as he has said, he was assisting with counter terrorism, anti narcotics intelligence and hurricane preparations, then this is a commendable way to spend his break. A question was asked as to his experience for dealing with this, of the chair of the Hendon Conservatives, who helpfully replied that he's a member of the national geographic society. Again this is highly commendable.

As such, the Barnet Eye is looking forward to Matthew's return, when he will doubtlessly answer all of the questions posed about the trip. We then look forward to giving him a ringing endorsement for all of his hard work, on behalf of the people of the tropical haven of Belize.

The Damned in Mill Hill Music Complex - an interview with Captain Sensible

It was my pleasure yesterday to catch a few words with Captain Sensible of the Damned, during a break from rehearsing at Mill Hill Music Complex. As the Damned are one of my all time favourite bands, this was a true pleasure.

RT - What are you rehearsing for?
CS - We're doing a tour and we're polishing up the material. We're playing the first album (Damned Damned Damned) and the fourth album (The Black Album). We haven't played some of the songs for 30 years and some of them we never wrote endings for as we faded them out in the recordings. The first album was the one the Pistols hated as we got it out first.

RT - Why those two albums?
CS - The first one is iconic, the first punk album and the Black Album is our first real gothic album.

RT - I actually liked the second album
CS - We hated it. The bloke who was the guitarist from Pink Floyd produced it and didn't get the rawness we wanted. I'd love to get the tapes and remix it. We wanted the old singer, so we could do a real psychedelic punk album.

RT -  I really liked a couple of the numbers on the second album, especially Don't cry wolf and the one slagging off Television.
CS - Do you know why we wrote that? We were meant to be supporting them in LA. The fee was going to pay our fare home.  We were stuck. We hired another hall and we put a big bucket with a sign saying "If you want the send the Damned back to the UK, please donate generously". We had all these people like Rod Stewart on the guest list, so we scrubbed them off and told them they had to pay. Basically they left us in the shit so we wrote Idiot box in retaliation".

RT - Any plans to record an album?
CS - Not at the moment, we've all got ideas but we're keeping them to ourselves. We're not signed, although we could put something out ourselves. I'd like to do something raw. This is a great room, we could get a rig and just put the stuff down really cheaply. It's a band decision though".

RT - Are you doing any London gigs?
CS - Yes, at the Roundhouse

RT - How's it been down here with all the building works?
CS -  I love the old Irish guy who is about a hundred and is supervision all the work (Fast Eddie), he cracks me up.
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This blog also appears on the Mill Hill Music Complex blog -
http://millhillmusiccomplex.blogspot.com/2011/08/damned-in-mill-hill-music-complex.html

Wednesday, 17 August 2011

Barnet Council are failing our young people - Wholesale sell off of sports facilities

I noticed this advert on page 28 of the Hendon Times

Yes, at this time when young people all over London have been rioting, Barnet Council are selling off the facilities which may give them a useful or creative outlet for their energies. In the week in which we launched the petition to save Mill Hill Sports club, we see the social vandalism of this Tory regime at it's worst. Do they ever wonder why we have social problems and youth crime. These facilities should be preserved and cherished as vital parts of our community, not flogged off with positive encouragement to build yet more rabbit hutch flats.

As if the whole sorry tale couldn't get any worse, I then clicked the link to the Barnet Online commercial properties page -


http://www.barnet.gov.uk/commercial-property


Imagine my despair to see these adverts?


Community Centre to let
Grange Community Centre, Red Lion Hill, N2 8EB

  • Type: A single storey community centre of around 167sq metres, (1805 sq feet) located within a residential area. Suitable for community and other uses - subject to planning
  • Expression of interest to: Amin Soorma
  • Tel: 020 8359 7367
  • Email: amin.soorma@barnet.gov.uk
  • Grange Community Centre  Help on Downloading PDFs (PDF: 486KB)

Land for Sale Former Watling Boys Club, Dryfield Road, Burnt Oak, Edgware HA8 9JU
  • Type: We are offering for sale, by way of non-binding tender, the freehold interest in  the site of this former community use property which is suitable for redevelopment, subject to planning permission. Site Area Approximately 0.335 hectares (0.828 acres)
  • Location: The site is located on the northern side of Dryfield Road approximately 130 metres north of the Deansbrook Road
  • Expressions of interest to: Richard Malinowski, Property Services on:
  • Tel: 020 8359 7539
  • Email: richard.malinowski@barnet.gov.uk
  • Former Watling Boys Club (June 10) Help on Downloading PDFs (PDF: 163KB)

Community Centre for let - Noel Lounge, Great Field, Grahame Park Estate, Colindale, NW9 5TS (under offer)
  • Type: A well constructed single storey community building with a gross internal area of 380 sq feet (35.30 sq meters) and in need of some work
  • Location: The property is situated adjacent to the Noel residential block and close to The Concourse on the Grahame Park Estate.
  • Expressions of interest to Amin Soorma, Property Services on:
  • Closing date for tenders 25 February 2011
  • Noel Lounge Community Centre (Jan 2011) Help on Downloading PDFs (PDF: 396KB)

Large Community Hall for let - Market Lane (off Watling Avenue, Burnt Oak HA8 (under offer)
  • Type: A large community hall measuring 1,951 sq ft with outside space.
  • Location: Adjacent to Burnt Oak’s commercial area and near to Burnt Oak Underground Station.
  • Expressions of interest to Simon Shaer, Property Services on:
  • Market Lane former scout hall (July 2009) Help on Downloading PDFs (PDF: 428KB)

Pavilion to let - West Hendon Playing Fields, Goldsmith Avenue, West Hendon, NW9 7EU (UNDER OFFER)
  • Type: A two storey pavilion which can be let as a whole or in part for a variety of uses that may include a park cafĂ©, community, leisure or business space uses (subject to planning)
  • Location: The property is located in West Hendon, west of the Edgware Road and Brent Reservoir and is accessed from Goldsmith Avenue.
  • Expressions of interest to Simon Shaer, Property Services on:
    • Tel: 020 8359 7357
    • Email:simon.shaer@barnet.gov.uk
  • West Hendon Pavilion (July10) Help on Downloading PDFs (PDF: 314KB)
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Words fail me. As cuts bite, what are these madmen doing? It is completely sick. I am totally disgusted to see the decimation of these facilities in some of Londons worst areas of social depravation. These are just the sort of facilities we desperately need as we battle social unrest, drugs and violence on the streets of our Borough.

I cannot possibly find the words to adequately describe my disgust at our council. I cannot describe my contempt for the people who make such crass decisions. And what makes me feel physically sick is the way buffoons like Brian Coleman, the man responsible for inflicting this anti family, anti society right wing dogma, never take any responsibilty for the mess they cause, as they sit in their church subsidised flat, siphoning over £114,000 from the public coffers for a string of non jobs. The man can find £400,000 from Boris Johnson to do up a churchyard in affluent Chipping Barnet ( http://www.times-series.co.uk/news/9177454.Church_green_investment_to__bring_buzz_back__to_Barnet/ )
  -, subsidising private business, whilst these vital community facilities are flogged off, lock stock and two smoking barrels to pay for his allowances. Sick, JF sick

A poll tax on wheels !

Today we hear that train fares are set to rise by 30%. For us in the commuter belt, I have one sentence for our Conservative government "Poll Tax on Wheels"

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

22 Questions for Matthew Offord MP regarding his "official trip" to Belize

Having read this - 

- it seems to me that there are a few questions Matthew Offord MP may like to answer

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1 when did you go to Belize? ( there have been two differing accounts in the local papers, one says  before and one after the riots started)

2 who is paying for the trip and how much is it costing?

3 if it is an official trip, why is it so long?  (normally they would be 4 to 5 days at most and they don’t happen in August)

4 Were you invited to go and if so by whom, and when?

5 Are you a member of the All Party Group for Belize? If so, when did you join?

6 Why is Belize interested in your views on counter terrorism, when the FCO website says there is no specific terrorism problem and easy research on the internet reveals that Belize has had only 1 attack between 1968 and 2006 and is ranked the 161st safest country for terrorism out of 165?

7 what specific knowledge and expertise do you have on counter terrorism ?

8 what specific knowledge and expertise  do you have of illegal drugs and trafficking in them ?

9 what specific knowledge and expertise  do you have of hurricanes?

11  How does your experience on counter terrorism compare with your predecessor, former MP Andrew Dismore? (Dismore had an international reputation as an expert for parliamentary work on terrorism in the UK based on his work to expose extremism prior to 9/11 and was asked to go to New York to meet the police and FBI there and for talks with the US counter terrorism command at West Point the year after 9/11)

12 If this was official parliamentary business, what support in organising the visit was given by the House authorities?

13  Who did you meet, on what dates,  and how long were the meetings?

14 When were the meetings arranged ( presumably such meeting would be set up in advance for something as serious as this?

15 Will you release any emails,  notes  or correspondence relating to organising the meetings?

16 What dealings with Lord Ashcroft have you had or have been had on your behalf ( as he is based in Belize for tax and business purposes)?

17 Will you register the visit in the register of members’ interests and if not, why not?

18 With hindsight do you now regret not returning to the UK when riots hit Hendon?

19 With hindsight do you now regret not returning to the UK when Parliament was recalled?

20 How do you think your conduct compares with former MP Andrew Dismore, who cancelled his participation in an official recess Parliamentary visit he was scheduled to lead to the Caribbean  the week after Kiyan Prince was murdered, so he was available to his constituents at a time of local tension?

21 Was your wife on the trip ( and if so who was looking after Max the dog ) ?

22 How is the soup in Belize?

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I think the people of Hendon deserve answers to a few of these questions. One can only wonder what Dismore makes of all this. I hope Matthew doesn't work too hard on his trip and manages at least one cocktail on the beach in amongst all of that hard work.

If he's a historian, I'm a rioter and a looter

Guest blog by The Poet,

A certain Professor David Starkey has claimed that rioting and looting is black behaviour. Mr Starkey lists his job as "historian". He ain't much good is he? A cursory look at any history book will tell you that the British were rather good at riotin and a' lootin long before there was a large black population on these isles. Like Mr Starkey, I have spent my life with my head buried in books. History is a fascinating subject, hopefully it teaches us lessons for the future. Children realise things can get better. I wonder what history books Mr Starkey has read to decide that murdering, robbing and looting are black behaviour.

When I look in the mirror, I see a face looking back at me that has a rich history. It tells a story of people transported across a great sea. When my great, great, great, great, great grandmother arrived in chains in the Caribbean, what awaited her? Was it a life of luxury, with slaves to tend to her, all the food she could eat, prepared and brought to the table? Or was it a life of slavery, eating the leftovers from the masters table, being sexually and physically abused, being worked to an early death? My face tells me that it was both, because I have a white family and a black family tree. Sadly, they collided during an act of sexual violence.

And the male side? Owning a plantation, being a rich man, or working as a slave? My face tells me that all of those things are in my genes. Is the anger and violence I feel my white anger or my black anger? When I read Mr Starkey and what he has to say, I know for sure he's a white historian. I don't believe in white history or black history, just the history of the human race. This teaches us that injustice and ignorance is a dead end philosophy. Sadly much black history was lost, there was no one to record it. Just oral history, family mythology and half remembered tales. How much of the violence, injustice and hurt lived and died with the victims?

In the USA decendents of slaves are asking for reparations. The question that the white establishment asks is "Why should we pay for the sins of our forefathers?". The answer is "I am poor, because your granddad robbed my granddad, your great granddad robbed my great granddad, and your great great granddad robbed my great great granddad, and until I can get a decent education, I will never be in a position to even start to catch up". This isn't begging, it's asking  to have my stolen inheritance back.

When I was a child my family was poor. I discovered books at an early age. I learned that I could escape from the drudgery of my daily life into a world of excitement, wonder and awe. As I grew, I started to read history books. I started to understand why the world we live in is how it is. When I was 14, I started to write poetry. What has always puzzled me is how I notice things that others miss.  A flower, a sunrise, social injustice, sexual violence, repression, love, hatred. Why does everyone turn the other way? I wonder why we miss all of these things?

Then I see someone like Mr Starkey, an expert in his field, as we are told? Then we realise. Was it Kipling who said "In the land of the blind, the one eye'd man is king". When you look at me do you see a rioter and a looter? I hope not. I have read ten thousand books and I hope I read ten thousand more before I die. I have learned one thing. I don't judge them by their cover.
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The Poet has been writing poetry about life for the last 42 years and is a great friend of this blog. This blog was dictated over a pint of Guinness in one of Londons finest hostelries. Guest blogs are always welcome at the Barnet Eye. Usually people send them via the email link in my profile, in the grey sidebar, but you are welcome to buy me a pint and dictate them if you know a decent pub and have a great blog to dictate.

Trust & FoI responses

Here is the response to from Barnet Council to an FoI response. As the other relevant emails were sent in confidence, I cannot persue this further right now. I guess you can imagine my views on the issue.
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Dear Mr Tichborne,

I am writing regarding your request to the London Borough of Barnet (the Council) under the Freedom of Information Act 2000 (the FOIA) for access to the following:

-        Does the council keep a record of all emails sent/received using official Barnet.gov.uk email addresses?
-        Is there an audit trail of correspondence?
-        Details of the searches performed to satisfy this request.

My response to your request is below.

Response

I can confirm that e-mails sent and received from barnet.gov.uk e-mail addresses are stored in accordance with the council’s internet and e-mail usage policy and records retention and disposal guidelines. Copies of these documents are attached.

I can confirm that there is audit trail of correspondence to and from the Standards and Information Rights team related to your request.

I can confirm that the Standards and Information Rights team asked the following members and officers to search their records for the information requested by you:
-        Chief Executive;
-        Deputy Chief Executive;
-        The Leader’s Office;
-        Conservative Group Political Assistant;
-        Chief Internal Auditor;
-        Chair of the Audit Committee; and
-        Director of Commercial Services.

Your Rights

If you are unhappy with the way your request for information has been handled, you can request a review by writing to the FOI Officer at: The London Borough of Barnet, North London Business Park, Oakleigh Road South, London, N11 1NP (email foi@barnet.gov.uk).

If you remain dissatisfied with the handling of your request or complaint, you have a right to appeal to the Information Commissioner at: The Information Commissioner's Office, Wycliffe House, Water Lane, Wilmslow, Cheshire, SK9 5AF (telephone: 08456 30 60 60 or 01625 54 57 45; website: www.ico.gov.uk).

There is no charge for making an appeal.

Yours sincerely,


Catherine Wilson Pointer
Governance Officer
Corporate Governance Directorate
London Borough of Barnet, North London Business Park, Oakleigh Road South, London N11 1NP
Tel: 020 8359 7757
Barnet Online:
www.barnet.gov.uk
P please consider the environment - do you really need to print this email?


From: Roger Tichborne
Sent: 14 August 2011 09:44
To: Wilson Pointer, Catherine; Freedom of Information Act
Subject: Re: Freedom of Information Request
Dear Freedom of Information,
I sent this email to Catherine Wilson Pointer on Sunday 31st July. I asked if the request could be processed as an FoI request, in the event that Ms Wilson Pointer could not answer it otherwise. This email has not been acknowledged. Please confirm receipt of this request.
Regards
Roger Tichborne
----- Original Message -----
From: Roger Tichborne
Sent: Sunday, July 31, 2011 1:57 PM
Subject: Re: Freedom of Information Request

Dear Ms Pointer,
Please can you confirm one thing for me. Does the council keep a record of all emails sent/received using official Barnet.gov.uk email addresses?
Is there an audit trail of correspondance? If there is, then I will be requesting a personal meeting to discuss your response, as I have evidence to the contrary. I would also like to have details of the searches performed to satisfy this request.
If it is necessary, please consider this as an FoI request.
I am most concerned that there appears to be no effective audit trail of important messages.
Regards
Roger Tichborne
----- Original Message -----
To: Roger Tichborne
Sent: Wednesday, July 27, 2011 1:55 PM
Subject: Re: Freedom of Information Request


Dear Mr Tichborne,

I am writing in relation to your email to the London Borough of Barnet (the Council), received on 12 July 2011, requesting an internal review of the Council’s handling of your request under the Freedom of Information Act 2000 (the FOIA) for access to the following:

‘Yesterday I sent the attached email to the CEO of Barnet and all Barnet Councillors. I have been informed that shortly after, an email was sent to councillors asking them not to respond to this communication. Please send me a copy of this email, detailing who it was from and who it was sent to. I would like to remind Barnet Council that the chair of the audit committee praised my efforts (and those of other bloggers) in exposing the Metpro fiasco. I trust that all concerned would like to expose bad practise in Barnet Council’.

You have requested a review as you do not agree with the Council’s initial response that the Council does not hold this information.

I have reviewed your request and my response is below.

Response
I have reviewed the searches for the requested information that were undertaken by the officer who prepared the initial response to your request.

I am satisfied that the officer conducted appropriate searches and that no information was found.

In conducting a review I have contacted the Leader’s Office and the Chief Executive a second time and can confirm that the information you requested is not held.

I note that the FOIA does not apply to emails sent between Councillors for representative or political purposes. The Information Commissioner’s Office has published some useful guidance on this point that you can access here: http://www.ico.gov.uk/tools_and_resources/document_library/freedom_of_information.aspx   

Your right of appeal to the Information Commissioner
We consider we have complied with our obligations under the FOIA. However, if you remain dissatisfied with the handling of your request or complaint, you have a right to appeal to the Information Commissioner at: The Information Commissioner’s Office, Wycliffe House, Water Lane, Wilmslow, Cheshire, SK9 5AF (telephone: 084 56 30 60 60 or 016 25 54 57 45; email casework@ico.gov.uk; website www.ico.gov.uk). There is no charge for making an appeal.

Yours sincerely,


Catherine Wilson Pointer
Governance Officer
Corporate Governance Directorate
London Borough of Barnet, North London Business Park, Oakleigh Road South, London N11 1NP
Tel: 020 8359 7757
Barnet Online:
www.barnet.gov.uk
P please consider the environment - do you really need to print this email?


From: Roger Tichborne
Sent: 12 July 2011 17:46
To: Humphreys, Louise
Cc: Cornelius, Cllr Richard Conservative; Walkley, Nick
Subject: Re: Freedom of Information Request

Dear Ms Humphreys,

I would ask you to reconsider the response to the email below. I have had confirmation from the individual who sent the email and this email was sent to me using a Barnet Council email account. Can I suggest that you discuss your response with the two people copied on this email before replying. I am concerned that the procedures you are using to identify such correspondence may be flawed. I would be most troubled if this was anything other than a genuine mistake.

Regards
Roger Tichborne
----- Original Message -----
To: Roger Tichborne
Sent: Tuesday, July 12, 2011 9:49 AM
Subject: Freedom of Information Request


Dear Mr Tichborne,

I am writing regarding your request to the London Borough of Barnet (the Council) under the Freedom of Information Act 2000 (the FOIA).

Your request was as follows:

‘Yesteday I sent the attached email to the CEO of Barnet and all Barnet Councillors. I have been informed that shortly after, an email was sent to councillors asking them not to respond to this communication. Please send me a copy of this email, detailing who it was from and who it was sent to. I would like to remind Barnet Council that the chair of the audit commitee praised my efforts (and those of other bloggers) in exposing the Metpro fiasco. I trust that all concerned would like to expose bad practise in Barnet Council’.

My response to your request is below.

Response

We have searched our records and the London Borough of Barnet does not hold the information requested.

Your Rights
If you are unhappy with the way your request for information has been handled, you can request a review by writing to the FOI Officer at: The London Borough of Barnet, North London Business Park, Oakleigh Road South, London, N11 1NP (email foi@barnet.gov.uk).

If you remain dissatisfied with the handling of your request or complaint, you have a right to appeal to the Information Commissioner at: The Information Commissioner's Office, Wycliffe House, Water Lane, Wilmslow, Cheshire, SK9 5AF (telephone: 08456 30 60 60 or 01625 54 57 45; website: http://www.ico.gov.uk/).

There is no charge for making an appeal.

Yours sincerely,

Louise Humphreys
Information Governance Officer
Corporate Governance Directorate

London Borough of Barnet, North London Business Park, Oakleigh Road South, London N11 1NP
Tel: 020 8359 7072
Barnet Online:
www.barnet.gov.uk
P please consider the environment - do you really need to print this email?

Monday, 15 August 2011

Save Mill Hill Sports Club - full petition text

From the Hendon Times
Background (Preamble):
The Mill Hill Sports club in Grahame Park Way, Mill Hill, has been an integral part of the local community for many years. It is the home of local football, cricket, hockey, boxing and squash clubs. It has gym facilities available at a reasonable price and is well used by residents of Mill Hill, Burnt Oak and Grahame Park. It also plays host to the Mill Hill Jazz Club and the Mill Hill Music Festival.

At a time when many people are suffering from problems associated with an inactive lifestyle, we desperately need more, not less, open access sports facilities. Barnet Council has not supported attempts to improve facilities at the site. As a result, the company managing the Sports club has sold the lease and announced the closure of the club. This petitions calls on Barnet Council to support local sports and local people and ensure that the closure plan is scrapped.

We call on Barnet Council to work with local people to develop the site into a premier facility for local people. We call for Barnet Council to commit to no change of use for the site, so that it may only be used for sports, music and as an open facility for all local people.
Petition:
We the undersigned, call on Barnet Council to support Mill Hill Sports club and to ensure that the site is retained as a sports ground with social facilities for music.

We call on Barnet Council to commit to ensure no change of use for the site. We call on Barnet Council to work with local people and interested stakeholders to develop and improve the facilities at the site for the benefit of all local people.

We call on Barnet Council to recognise the wider benefits for the population of Barnet, in retaining and developing sports facilities in the Borough.

Sunday, 14 August 2011

Boris 2012 - The most stupid political leaflet ever?

I got this leaflet through the door today, from the Mayor of London. Have I ever seen a more ill timed and stupid leaflet? Let me think about that one. What has been the big London story this week? Riots & looting. Guess what Boris says in the leaflet "By working closely with Brian Coleman, we have so far delivered 75 more police officers on your streets and cut crime by almost 13% in Barnet and almost 14% in Camden". On the other side of the leaflet, Boris proudly boasts of "a fall of 20% in robberies". Hmm, I wonder if the figures include last weeks crimes?

Ok Boris, let's just take this really easy. On Monday night, the streets of London were nearly completely out of control. Were there adequate numbers of police? No, of course there weren't, that's why we have Welsh bobbies patrolling the streets of London. That is why tonight, one of my friends couldn't play five a side football, because all of his leave has been cancelled. If Boris thinks that sending a leaflet boasting about his successes preventing crime, in a week when many London landmarks have gone up in flames and many shops have been looted bare, is a good idea, we have to ask whether he is up to the job  (It is great to see that he's chosen to use Brian Coleman as a big vote winner in Barnet - at least everyone knows to blame him for the riots as well).

As I read the leaflet, was I the only person in London who got this who thought "Mate, you should be apologising for losing control of the streets for three nights, not crowing about what a marvellous job you've done". A couple of the guys I play football with are Conservative voters. They told me they'd read the leaflet in total disbelief. Surely Boris has someone on his team with enough savvy to say "This ain't a great leaflet to send out right now".

Anyway, just in case you weren't lucky enough to receive it, here it is. Click on the images for a more readable version.



The only rational explanation I can think of for putting such a stupid leaflet out and sticking Brian Colemans mug next to his, is that he wants to lose the mayoral election, so he can go back to the Commons and take "Dave" Camerons job? If anyone has a better idea what he's up to, please leave a comment