99% is ....... The Barnet Eye: The Friday Joke

Friday, 18 January 2013

The Friday Joke - 18/1/2013

Man goes into a florist and says 'could you help me, I would like to buy a big bunch of flowers for my girlfriend.'

The florist looks at him and says 'Certainly sir, what is it you're after?'

Man replies 'a shag'.

1 comment:

Morris Hickey said...: Surely a shag is a different kind of bird?; 18 January 2013 at 13:37

A little tool to help you defeat the invisible men

I've added an IP address lookup tool. If you get an email or you have a stats counter on your blog, you can see who it is and where they came from using this. If you've got an email from someone, view the email. Click on File, then click on properties, then click on details. Now click on message source

You will see some text as follows :-
X-Originating-IP: [1.2.3.4]

Where I've put 1.2.3.4, cut and paste this number into the IP lookup and hey presto, you know where the email came from.

If it says it's from your bank, but the IP address is Freds chipshop, you know it's a scam.