Friday, 4 November 2016

The Friday Joke - US Presidential race special

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Donny Vs Hills
As our American friends elect a new President next week, I have trawled the jokes about Hillary and Donald. It is funny how few are actually funny. They are simply sly digs that only the (should be) committed may force a laugh at. But a few are crackers, so here is my pick!

 Of course the Barnet Eye doesn't have a vote in this election. We have watched from afar and come to the conclusion that if these are the two best people America can choose to run their country, maybe they should pic up the phone to Liz in Windsor Castle and say "It's about the war of independence - Sorreeeee"

If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump Card 

A new government report reveals that Hillary Clinton ignored the State Department rules about cybersecurity. The report states that Hillary's recklessness, arrogance, and defiance could get her the Republican presidential nomination.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a plane. The plane crashed. Who survived? America

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