Friday, 22 May 2020

The Friday Joke - Three viruses walk into a bar...... 22/05/2020

Pic courtesy Telegram and Gazette
A corona virus, a Spanish flu virus and a common cold virus walk into a bar.
The corona virus says "'I've killed 300,000 people and infected two million!"
The Spanish flu virus baosts "That's nothing, I killed 20 million!".

The common cold virus, turns to the other two and says "Yeah, but I've infected five billion, and they aren't even trying to find a vaccine to kill me and if this was my epidemic, we'd be able to get a drink in here!"

Have a great weekend, stay safe and keep your distance!

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