Friday 4 February 2022

The Friday Joke - 4th February 2022

 I was sailing around Jamaica, when a boat pulled up alongside. All of a sudden, the occupants threw up a couple of grappling hooks and boarded. I was truly terrified. To my surprise, they all spread out across the deck and adopted the plank position. Bemused, I asked them what the hell is going on. They replied "Its the Pilates of the Caribbean". How did they know I was dyslexic?

I'm sure in years to come, this will be the moment we all remember as the defining moment in the fall of Boris. A tour de force by the delectable Nadine Dorries. My comedy highlight of the week. We pay for someone's wages, who decided it would be a good idea to send her out to speak to the press. 


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