Have you ever thought about it, what you'd do if you were Prime Minister? I'm not talking about policies or who I'd put in the cabinet. I'm talking about the practical things, which might send some sort of signal to the country.
1. Play some music before I made my incoming speech. You have spent years working for this moment. You arrive at No 10 and there is an adoring crowd. Why not have a bit of a party. I'd love to walk up to the podium to the Vibrators tune Into The Future.
2. Paint the door of No 10 Downing Street in Rainbow colours. Give the haters something to rant about. It looks so boring in black. It would also give the Tories a chance to show how boring they are if they ever came back, they could paint it black again.
3. Buy the Coppers who stand on Guard duty a nice bottle of scotch each. I'd want to stay onside with them.
4. Put a cat flap in for Larry. He's on the team, he should have his own door!
5. Repaint the railings in light Blue. I'm a Man ity fan and I think it's only right to show this. Also blue is a much less boring colour than black.
6. Buy all of the press camped outside some sandwiche and donuts and have a chat with them. Get them onside.
7. Change the National Anthem to something less dirgy. As PM you must hear it all the time. It would annoy me intensly.
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