Friday, 27 May 2016

The Friday Joke - 27/05/2016


Critical Thinking

At Its Best!
 
Woman:
Do you drink beer
?
Man: Yes
 
Woman:
How many beers a day?

 
Man:
Usually about 3

 
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

 
Man: £5.00
 
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

 
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

 
Woman:
So a beer costs £5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which
puts your spending each month at £450.00In one year
, it would be approximately £5400.00 correct?
 
Man:
Correct

 
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?

 
Man:
Correct

 
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a
  Ferrari?
 
Man:
Do you drink beer?

 
Woman:
N
o.
 
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?

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