I had a rather amusing thought regarding Matthew Offord MP and his recent TV appearence concerning his annoyance at his human rights being breached, because he can't take his dog to work. Rumour has it that Manuel, Parliaments most famous soup waiter is none to pleased with this title. Do you suppose he had a word with Brian Colemans spin doctor and said "How can I stop everyone calling me Manuel?" and BC's spin doctor said "Well you could always do something which makes you look and even bigger berk" and so Matthew thought "What a marvellous idea".
If it's of any interest to Manuel, I have just the job for him, if he's too distraught at being apart from Max to continue as an MP. My old friend Ron The Ratcatcher passed away a couple of years ago. As Matthew has a Jack Russell, he'd be an ideal replacement, as these dogs excel at pest control
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Rog, not too sure that is a good idea. Max seems a bit more interested in the bait than the rodents...
Would it be distasteful to suggest he combine his two claims to fame as a world statesman: 100g of boiled dog meat, 500g of gravy, 20g of green onion, 10g of a leek, 10g of perilla leaves, 100g of taro stalk soaked in water, 8g of salt, 2g of mashed garlic, 3g of perilla, 2g of red pepper, 2g of mashed ginger, and a little amount of pepper.
No, no, I was only joking! No animals have been hurt in the making of this comment.
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