Matthew Offord has urged the Archbishop of Canterbury to launch a Crusade to protect Christians abroad - From his Twitter
HendonMP
Sandwich lunch with the Archbishop of Canterbury while pressing him on greater defence of christians abroad.
HendonMP
Sandwich lunch with the Archbishop of Canterbury while pressing him on greater defence of christians abroad.
5 comments:
Glad to see you've joined twitter! As I pointed out to Mr Offord, sandwiches can be more dangerous than you think: (you know how accident prone he is) rumour has it the first crusade started over a cheese and pickle bap and a slight misunderstanding ...
Not to mention the short but savage 'Great Tuna and Mayonnaise War' of 1817, leading to the signing of the British Land Treaty, or the BLT.
Archbishop of Canterbury: Manuel, go and get me a hammer
Manuel (of Hendon): Que?
Archbishop: A... hammer
Manuel: Ahhhhh, a hammer sandwich!
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Archbishop: Must we go through this every time? A hammer.
Manuel: You want to see my hamster?
Never mind Offordbore - I see that Councillor Harper is in today's Evening Standard here, commenting on the Palace of Varieties on Monday night.
Counciller Harper says: "There were two groups of people; those residents genuinely concerned about changes to public services, and those people who just came along to shout."
Which group does he put you in Roger, and which group does he put himself?
baarnett,
To be honest with you, I don't really care which group Harper puts me in as I belong firmly in both. He's in a third group, which come along to collect their allowances
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