Friday 11 February 2011

Brian Coleman is weally weally cwoss

News weaches the Bawnet Eye that Councillow Bwian Coleman is weally weally cwoss. He is so cwoss that he had to go to his glowious leadews office and let the steam come out of his eaws.

The Bawnet Eye has some advice fow Councillow Coleman. My deaw old Dad used to tell me a little whyme when I was but a nippew. The ending line was "You can tell the man who boozes, by the company he chooses, and the pig got up and slowly walked away". If you get my dwift

1 comment:

Mr Reasonable said...

Perhaps you are suggesting that Mr Coleman should have been the beneficiary of some of the £15,000 of voice coaching provided to the senior council officers (as spotted by Cllr Jack Cohen and in this week's Ham & High)