Friday 10 August 2012

The Friday Joke - 10/8/2012

I thought I'd share a couple of drummer jokes with you. In rock and roll bands drummers are a breed apart.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's me Paul, the drummer
Come in

Knock Knock
Who's there?
It's me Paul, the drummer
I said come in

Knock Knock
Who's F***king there?
It's me Paul, The Drummer,
Why don't you, just F***ing come in
I wasn't sure whether it was the third or fourth bar

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What do you call a bloke who hangs around with three musicians in a band?
The drummer

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Why do you always make sure the bass player accompaines the drummer to the pub?
Because that way he'll come in on the right bar

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