Vinnie was just arrested for murder and was sitting in jail.
His mom called and said,"Vinnie, your lawyer just called and said he has good news and bad news."
Vinnie said, "OK, give me the bad news."
Mom, "Well, your lawyer says your blood is all over the crime scene, and it doesn't look good. You are down for Murder one and that means the death penalty in Texas"
Vinnie, "Oh no! Well what is the good news?"
Mom, "Good news is your lawyer told me his cat has recovered from its vasectomy"
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