Friday, 5 June 2020

The Friday Joke - 05/06/2020 - The speeding ticket

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A traffic officer pulls  over a man for speeding.
Before the officer can even say a word at the stop, the man—dressed in a tuxedo—blurts out, "Sir you have to listen to me…"

The officer cuts him off, "Sir, you were going twice the speed limit, I'm going to issue a ticket."
Insistent, the man pleads, "Please! I have to…"
The officer interrupts, "Don't bother, you're getting this ticket."

This back-and-forth continues for several minutes, eventually escalating to where the man was becoming openly hostile. The officer places the man under arrest.
At the holding cell, the officer says, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it, Officer" answered the man in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Have a great weekend!

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