A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't
seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came
upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red
tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, “What do you do to get
your tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I
stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My
tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." Well, the woman was so
impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see
if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping
for the best. One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman,
"By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
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