Today we start a new column. The Barnet Eye problem page. Readers can write in and we will offer advice to solve all your problems. Today is our first selection.
From Robbie Ramsbum,
I am a Twat. What can I do?
Dear Robbie Ramsbum,
I suggest that you take yourself down to one of Barnet Councils marvellous libraries and explain the problem to one of our trained librarians. They will be able to recommend a good selection of books to help you put your twattish ways behind you