Friday, 30 November 2012

The Friday Joke - 29/11/2012

I wasn't in a very jokey mood this morning so apologies for the lateness of todays joke.

Here are todays efforts

Leader of Barnet Council Richard Cornelius who got up at  last nights council meeting and announced 

"I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to fully fund all of our executive pay scheme for years 2013-2020" 

"The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."


The Leader of Barnet Council shocked the community when he announced that he was resigning as Leader and retiring to his Chateau in France. After the session, a very distraught lady came to the Richard with tears in her eyes, "Oh, Richard, we are going to miss you so much. We don't want you to leave!" Richard, clearly touched,  replied said "Now, now, don't carry on. The Leader who takes my place might be even better than me".

"Yes", she said, with a tone of resignation in her voice, "That's what they said the when the last three leaders left. "

Of course Richard isn't really resigning, is he?

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