Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Matthew Offord prepares for Strike Action at Hendon Town Hall

Whilst most Barnet Conservatives were busy shooting themselves in the foot in preparation for the Barnet Council Workers Half day strike, local Hendon Tory MP Matthew Offord was spotted out and about getting in last minute provisions, in preparation for a long seige. Matthew is clearly expecting gas attacks and is living up to his reputation as the MP to ask if you want to plan a disaster.

He has also been visiting local dog food manufacturers in his quest to improve Human rights for dogs. Max, Offords guide dog for the stupid was unavailable for comment. Full story here  - http://www.petproductmarketing.co.uk/content.php?sid=494


5 comments:

Mr Mustard said...

Offord to Mars; would it have made any difference if he stayed there?

baarnett said...

It would have more likely been a small blue planet, where green soup is supplied by the Soup Dragon.

button55 said...
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button55 said...

Dont knock it i`ts our man from dream force one "and his dog"...Look you know we all need to impersonate him on facebook,it`s a human way of loving a man leader,he`s our man and don`t forget it ok .....!!!!!! otherwise i`ll get his sidekick and brown noser Hugh on to you OK !!!!

button55 said...

Not `aving Rog this is our hero you are talking about.. Anymore of this nonsense i`ll get the dog on to you ok ..!!! In fact i`m starting a Manuel soup waiter fan club.. Ok there won`t be many of us but we have some clout...Ummm i`m thinking now hold on.................